Mesmer-Einstein

This is me in front of the magic glowing cathode tube that lobotomizes me daily with the "Little Einsteins Huge Adventure." Oooh, it's called "Einstein" and contains works of classical music so it's totally fine to use it as a babysitter, I swear. No really, go get dinner started and change out of your work clothes, I'll be right here "learning" from this yuppiefied baby-crack.